The Last Hero | A 100 Word Story

#880 | Discworld Series by Terry Pratchett

“The trouble with you is—“

“Listen, Chuck, I’m not interested,” I said, pulling my sword out of an enemy. Afterwards wiping the blood off on a nearby body. “Until you can take down as many as I can, you don’t get to tell me what my troubles are.”

“Well, looks like another battle won, sir.”

“Quite an astute observation you’ve got going there. Next, you’ll be telling me the sun will be setting soon.”

“You’re right, pointing out your troubles would be a waste of time. You’d just think they were compliments.”

“Being the best is a burden I keeps”

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