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Josh Tatter's avatar

My wife found the brochure and coupons.

“Fun for the whole family!” the brochure said. “An unforgettable experience!” the brochure said.

Well, it was right about the last part.

I had reservations. Something seemed off to me. My wife wouldn’t hear of it. We’d been in this town three years, and had yet to find somewhere that met with her approval. As far as she was concerned, Pumpkin Town was going to be pumpkin perfection.

Well, she was right about the last part.

The pumpkins needed our bodies to live up to their true potential. Humans make the best jack-o’-lanterns.

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Olivia St. Lewis's avatar

The pumpkins started glowing again.

The priest tried his best last year, but there were only so many times we could call the clergy to the same spot without it getting awkward. After the fifth time, we decided to leave the whole thing alone.

They didn’t end up eating anybody, like we feared. In fact, they turned out to be very polite, lighting the sidewalks after dark and guiding lost children to their parents. They even helped us catch a vandalizing teenager before he did too much damage.

This year, we have an agreement. We grow them, they protect us.

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