Lol, I somehow overlooked the prompt. Let me try again:
"My Guardian Angel" (50 word story)
My Guardian Angel perhaps has the most difficult job ever, at least as far as people still alive are concerned. I never care for my health: eating McDonald’s, smoking cigars, and drinking beer like crazy. I'm also a total speed demon. And let us not get into my spiritual life.
World War III lasted for two hours, thanks to me. When both sides activated their nukes, I activated a bug we planted in the system. The missiles refused to operate, to the consternation of the American generals. My friend in China did the same thing. We were saved, for now.
Lol, I somehow overlooked the prompt. Let me try again:
"My Guardian Angel" (50 word story)
My Guardian Angel perhaps has the most difficult job ever, at least as far as people still alive are concerned. I never care for my health: eating McDonald’s, smoking cigars, and drinking beer like crazy. I'm also a total speed demon. And let us not get into my spiritual life.
50 word story:
"World War III"
World War III lasted for two hours, thanks to me. When both sides activated their nukes, I activated a bug we planted in the system. The missiles refused to operate, to the consternation of the American generals. My friend in China did the same thing. We were saved, for now.
"Without wings, I'd stand further back."
My 6 word story:
Only one angel remained with God.