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The switch happened quite suddenly. One moment they were arguing. Each other to blame. Then BLAM. Quicker than snapping fingers and it was done.

He was no longer himself and she was no longer herself. They were each other and neither at once.

It lasted far longer than they hoped considering they never asked to be switched. And eventually they had to get used to being an other forever.

It wasn’t until their new reality set in that they realized their argument, however petty the topic, could never be solved. In short, they forgot.

They learned their lesson too late.

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"The Vostokian Empire"

Beneath the Antarctic ice sheet was the Vostokian Empire. The Vostoki were a race of penguin-like men whose bodies could withstand extreme cold that would kill other men. Most of humanity was blissfully unaware of their existence. But traces of them could be found from time to time, most recently the 1940s.

Explorer Ivan Rostov of the Russian Federation made it his mission to unearth these mysterious penguin-men.

However, Rostov was found dead. Draped over his body was a flag bearing the swastika; next to the body: a photo of penguins with their right hands raised in a 45-degree angle.

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The Crow

He first swooped in to perch upon my balcony railing in early spring. Blue black feathers with a fearsome beak. The way he tilted his head and stared at me with those bottomless black eyes was familiar and it took a moment but I soon realized was Mother, it was her same inscrutable gaze, the same probing disappointment. Soon she began reminding me of all the ways I don’t measure up. But even so she says she loves me, she wants me to thrive, to leave the nest and fly. Now I sit waiting for her to return.

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'Casual Fridays'

The bombshell blonde in the revealing sundress shot him a flirty smile, and Office Guy knew he'd made a mistake going to the pool hall on his lunch break. The bombshell's boyfriend, with his guido haircut and garish tribal shirt, caught the exchange and his face twisted in insecure rage.

"You after my girl, bro?"

"Hey man, she smiled at me."

"My girl would never go for a wuss like you. I'm gonna beat your ass for this."

The boyfriend made a fist, ready to swing, but Office Guy already had a pool stick and broke it over his head.

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“Hello, City Insurance?”

“Yeah, I need to report a claim about my car. It’s totaled.”

“What happened? The Red Brick, that’s what happened. Fighting with the Subatomic Scrapper again. Fate of the world, everyone’s in danger, the usual.”

“I don’t know. Science lab says it’s in another dimension or something. Who knows.”

“No, I don’t have his information. Just said something about “secret identity” and kaboomed off.”

“Yeah, I know. So anyway, I get compensated, right?”

“What do you mean, act of cape clause?”

“I gotta file a form with who now?”

“I’m never getting paid for this, am I?”

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I have a window

Beyond which is a field

Green and lovely with people.

This field where I no longer am.

Yet I see their voices

Full of everything

That was in this same field

When I played there.

I hear them

With my eyes

I listen to their lives

Hear their tales

Seen soundless

In the movement of lips

As they kiss the air.

I would take a stone,

Break the glass

And enter.

If I did not know

That I would be deeply cut

By sharp edges

Ripped in pieces

For going where I should

No longer go.

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